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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Trotsky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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