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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rex eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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