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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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