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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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