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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Roxy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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