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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Princess eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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