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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Izzy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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