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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dixie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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