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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Minnie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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