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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Peanut eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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