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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Peanut eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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