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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Champ eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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