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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Champ eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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