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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Zeus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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