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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Loki eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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