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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Jelly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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