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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ziggy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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