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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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