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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gizmo eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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