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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gizmo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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