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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simba eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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