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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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