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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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