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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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