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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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