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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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