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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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