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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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