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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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