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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Toby eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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