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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Tilly eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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