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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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