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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Alfie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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