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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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