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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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