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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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