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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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