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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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