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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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