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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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