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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Akira eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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