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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Akira eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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