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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sugar eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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