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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pepper eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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