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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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