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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Squishy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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