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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Jelly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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