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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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