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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Toby eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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