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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Poppy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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