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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Kirk eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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