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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bob eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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