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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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