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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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