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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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